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Dear
Sir or Madam!Christmas and New year issue is here! In 2004 RST/EducaCentre brought
to Russia hundreds of people, we are ready for 2005!!!
Here is our Christmas present
for you - FREE online Russia's expert course
on economics, language, culture and life, you will be expert on Russia after
passing our exam! Get your certification now, free !
Also in this issue - report about my trip to Shuvalovka
Russian village
EXPERT on RUSSIA, express
online course
Q1. Is it always cold in Russia?
No, it's just not that warm as in Europe or US;
see also
[Q3] |
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Q2. Do white bears walk
on streets of Russian cities?
Yes, often met by people
who have drunk too much vodka [Q3] |
Q3. Do Russians start they days with vodka?
Yes, when it's really cold [Q1], and when they want to see
some white bears [Q2] |
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Q4. What is the national wealth of Russia?
Vodka [Q3], white bears [Q2],
snow [Q1],
Russian chicks [Q5] |
Q5. Are all Russian girls beautiful like Kournikova?
Oh, yes. Girls just have to be, to distract men's attention from the eternal
values of drinking vodka [Q3] together with white bears [Q2]
when it's cold [Q1] |
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Q6. Is Russia big?
Where it is located? On a globe,
it's located between Finland and China,
the
North Pole and Iraq. |
Q7. What is the Russian language and alphabet?
Russia is so big [Q6], that in order to protect the land, an
impossibly difficult language and
hard-mutated-from-Latin alphabet were
invented.
We are topped only by China and Japan. |
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Q8. What is the main secret
of Russian economy?
We sell some black liquid and some bad-smelling gas to gullible Western people,
and they buy this crap like crazy, so we can concetrate on [Q3]
and [Q5]. Pssst, don't tell anyone! |
Q9. Should I go to Russia?
Try your luck. But there is a risk, that you might enjoy drinking [Q3]
in company of [Q5] and [Q2].
Some
Western people even live in Russia, and exchange their experiences in local
English newspapers. Russia is and addictive thing!
Q10. Are you serious?
Yes. The more of you stay home, the more [Q3] and [Q5]
is left for us. Hope you are frightened enough to never think about Russian
trip ;) |
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Congratulations, you have completed Russian EXPERT
course,
download and print your certificate, and sign your name on it!
Shuvalovka,
the Russian village
http://www.shuvalovka.ru
I was invited to Shuvalovka end-of-year party and now I have
a chance to tell you about my impressions. Shuvalovka (goes from name of Count
Shuvalov, owner of the premises) is a new attraction in St. Petersburg. It's
Russian village built between Peterhof fountains and Strelna residence of
President Putin. Shuvalovka occupies large piece of land, and consists of dozen
of wooden buildings, reconstructed according to traditions of XVIII
and
XIX centuries. You can watch folklore programs Peasant's Seated Gathering and
Village Wedding. You can take master classes in Russian traditional crafts, and
taste dozens of various Russian vodka based drinks. And there is more to
entertain you - mini-hotel, restaurant, gift shop, Russian Santa post office,
horseback riding and even shooting range - paintball guns and catapults. But I
made only this row of vodka shots (see below) and I think it was good shooting.
If you would like to see Shuvalovka during your upcoming Russian trip,
tell us about.
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Merry Christmas and HAPPY NEW YEAR
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Tours. Please,
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Best wishes from St. Petersburg,
Peter will return ... in January 2005 issue of
St. Pete, Russia
Peter,
EducaCentre/Russian St.Petersburg Tours Team
e-mail :
peter@russian-st-petersburg.com
Web : www.russian-st-petersburg.com
Phone +7-812-974-0373 Fax +7-812-320-0181
87 Maly pr., Petrogradskadya storona, St.
Petersburg, 197022, Russia |
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